Fuck. I’ve been tagged.
Hm. I’ve been called weird 4 times in the past 3 days; you would think that this would be easy. Maybe I should go the embarrassing route. That’s a well trodden route for these two feet of mine… Let’s see.
1. I go for 48 hours without bathing at least once/twice a year. Which is really suitable in a climate where the average temperature is 27 degrees Celsius. That’s 81 Fahrenheit for the Yankees among us.
2. I’ve substituted vegetables (carrots mostly) for a certain male protrusion, stuffed my self, wash them off, and then put them right back in the fridge.
3. I prefer picking my teeth to flossing. I’ve turned teeth picking into a national pastime. I mean, sure I brush my teeth regularly, but why buy floss when you get 10 fingernails for free?
4. I’ve had detailed conversations with every lead singer of every major band in my MP3 player. Actually, I spook to Maynard of Tool this morning – we met at a bus stop in Los Angeles.
5. I lick my own nipples when I masturbate. I feel kinda silly doing it – especially since it takes a lot of slouching and lifting of the boobs to pull it off (I have boobs well-suited to the body of a 115 pound woman) – but fuck does it feel good!
6. If I do not drink a glass of water before I go to bed, I will not be able to fall asleep. That’s a recent habit – maybe had it half a year now. Ever since I started my water drinking craze, I’ve been praying that I never dream of rivers, streams, or Paris Hilton’s vagina. So far, I’ve been doing a good job.
Well, that was that. Now that I am certain that no one of you will ever eat at my house, let me tag a few people of my own.
amb1valent-k
odb
italktowalls
sexyatheist
liquid-mojo
sixelasauce