First order of business is to inform all that the probability of me getting my tongue pierced in two weeks time is roughly 99.1%, the 0.9% being the estimated chance of death. The reason for the decision is due to the following:
1. My parents are leaving the country in 2 weeks time for a 3 week period, giving me quite enough time to do the deed and heal myself up before their return.
2. Piercings that are less visible - i.e. clear/plastic piercings are available to reduce the likelihood of a pierced tongue being noticed in the home (resulting in a ripped-out tongue piercing and/or disownership) or at the workplace (resulting in...
"You're fired!" - Donald Trump
3. Zodiac offered to give it to me as a very belated birthday present, and who am I, in my resident blackness, to deny free stuff? Though honestly, I'm still budgeting as if I have to pay for it - just in case Zodiac finds out about my boyfriend before his due time.
Now, now, now. I know what you're thinking. What kind of scoundrel would make a guy buy her a present for her birthday then break it to him that she's taken afterward? Well, I'll give you your answer. It's the kind of scoundrel who paid TTD 345 (TTD 6.3 = USD 1, TTD 11.5 = GBP 1) for his birthday present, while receiving no birthday gift of her own due to her telling said guy that she did not want to be his girlfriend a mere 2 weeks prior to the event. Said scoundrel also bought said guy spikes at TTD 180 for our attendance at Hallowfest. Sure said guy always takes said scoundrel out to play pool, buy drinks for said scoundrel at no cost to said scoundrel, but hey, it's not like said scoundrel never offered. So now we're even.
Second order of business is to inform all of an upcoming hiatus due to exams... though for all intents and purposes, that last bit of information was quite trivial due to the current sporadic nature of my appearances. Still, politeness can override triviality.
Regards.